Jordan
propertyoffrankgrimes:

harryandthepotters:

melissaanelli:

comedycentralstandup:

Kumail Nanjiani is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

LOL I thought this a few times actually

Well, they’re certainly not taking economics. 7 galleons for a wand? How does that make sense?

Guys, Kumail should be your favorite stand up, okay? Just trust me on this one.

propertyoffrankgrimes:

harryandthepotters:

melissaanelli:

comedycentralstandup:

Kumail Nanjiani is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here

LOL I thought this a few times actually

Well, they’re certainly not taking economics. 7 galleons for a wand? How does that make sense?

Guys, Kumail should be your favorite stand up, okay? Just trust me on this one.

The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.
Do not ask your children
to strive for extraordinary lives.
Such striving may seem admirable,
but it is a way of foolishness.
Help them instead to find the wonder
and the marvel of an ordinary life.
Show them the joy of tasting
tomatoes, apples, and pears.
Show them how to cry
when pets and people die.
Show them the infinite pleasure
in the touch of a hand.
And make the ordinary come alive for them.
The extraordinary will take care of itself.
William Martin, “Make the Ordinary Come Alive” (via sweetcarolinahome)

coffeeandclifbars:

Oh my god.. This is GOLDEN

OSU Fans
natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

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Probably among some of my favorite scenes in movie history

deletedadjectives:

Probably among some of my favorite scenes in movie history

allthetreesofthefield:

Mumford & Sons | Not With Haste

allthetreesofthefield:

Mumford & Sons | Not With Haste